What’s up weirdos? long time no see! Today we are going to be talking about driving to Florida with my friends for spring break. Here are some quotes from the trip so far:
”NO PARKOUR IN THE CAR!”
”no punching people! it’s for the greater good!”
*while watching dolphin tale 2*
“omg imagine going on to a dolphin show and the dolphin is just dead at the bottom of the pool”
”OMG MOTHMAN”
*watching film about Bigfoot* ”omg that’s you, Presley!”
”Who’s pills are these?”
“WOW, DID YOU JUST DONATE A CHIP?!”
*in Georgia* ”omg my friend actually moved here to Alabama”
”My words be having back problems cause you’re twisting them so much“
“Tax evasion is my favorite pass time”
”Was your grandpa a cat? Cause if he was that’d be Prettttttyyyyy coooool”
“If I’m lying I’m definitely crying”
i’d also like to mention that about 90% of these came from Thomas so thank you Thomas for your contribution!
Kinley out!!!
Wow, I don't get credit for the title? I mean I reccomended it for the Spotify playlist but still.