What's up weirdos? We got home from our spring break trip a while back so I thought I would write about it a little bit.
First of all, I had the best car EVER. It was driven by my friend Presley's mom Ms. Jessica. Ms. Jessica was a great driver and very trustworthy because she could #expose me at any moment and she has not yet. She was also super funny and made some great rules for our car. Ms. Jessica was very nice and let everyone play their music even though some of it was quite questionable (let's just say I listened to Haddon sing Veggie tales too much). She truly made this trip unforgettable. The rest of the car consisted of Ryleigh, Jesalyn, me, Presley, Thomas, Gideon, and Jackson.
Ryleigh was the youngest in the car but she definitely made up for it in spirit and personality. She suggested murder as a solution to multiple problems and also assumed that the fake tails in Barbie Mermaid Tale were made of dead mermaids' scales.
Jesalyn was one of the oldest in the cars and even acted like it for the most part. She was very responsible and reminded us to NEVER call Mickey Mouse at 3 am every. single. day. Jes also vlogged a lot of the trip which was very fun to watch. Watching those videos on the way home was funny and chaotic. One time I had to take over vlogging for a day and it mostly consisted of videos of birds I saw. I was not asked to vlog after that.
Presley was one of the funniest people in the car. She kept all the inside jokes alive and pretty much made all the inside jokes by repeating them. Presley is also the best DJ to ever walk this Earth. She had all the best music recommendations and always let everyone else pick songs too! She was a big part of what made this car the best.
Thomas made pretty much every single inside joke. He is a big fan of Perry the Platypus and said about 90% of the funny quotes (because his filter ((Joseph)) was not there). He made the whole car laugh the whole entire trip and really liked Barbie Mermaid Tale, along with Legally Blonde (I am pretty sure that was his favorite movie). Thomas also gave several beautiful speeches about his life and how he grew up in the hood and learned to spraypaint white things with his homies.
Gideon was very quiet at first but slowly became more outspoken. Gideon may have not talked as much as Thomas but he 100% made up for it with his wonderful one-liners. We all agreed that Gideon was the big brother of the car because he kept us all grounded and made sure we didn't do anything dumb. Gideon made the entire car laugh several times because you never knew what would come out of his mouth next.
Jackson pretty much sat in the back the whole time with his headphones in. He had several huge career changes during the trip which always kept stuff interesting. Although he ignored us a lot he definitely had his moments that made the trip unforgettable. He also did a wonderful job at singing Staying Alive (how he hit those high notes I will never know). The whole friendship between Thomas and Jackson was really funny even though they had several disagreements.
That group of people was all the people in my car but There were also tons of other amazing and funny people that went on this trip. If I were to sit here and write about every single one of them we'd never get it done so this will be all for now but maybe in the future, I will talk about the other cars and the funny things that happened in them. (Like the whole "my aunt died. she died, did she really die" thing that was a HUGE headache")
Now that we have talked about the Van Clan, here are some memorable moments and quotes from the trip:
One night Isaac proposed that we go see the sunrise on the beach the next morning so we all agreed and went to bed. The next morning all the girls (who were sleeping downstairs) got up and were ready to go at about 6:50 (the sunrise was at 7:03). We waited for the guys to come down for a few minutes but they were not coming so we started to call their phones repeatedly. Soon enough Ms. Jessica went to go wake them up. Quin came down but none of the other guys did and we were running out of time (it was like 7:00 at this point) so we got into the cars, tried to call their phones a few more times, and when they didn't answer, we left. Now fast forward to us watching the sunrise and Jesalyn gets a phone call from Thomas saying he, Isaac, and Gideon are all running to the beach. Thomas kept repeating that he was in sandals (not sure why that was so important but oh well). It was really funny when they came running at us, We asked Thomas why he wasn't answering his phone and he said it was because it was under his bed because "The only bedside table I had was Isaac and do you want me to put my phone on Isaac?".
According to Presley, Thomas was flirting with waitresses
"Fedorable" -me
"no coming out in the car" -Ms. Jessica
"Tax evasion is my favorite pass time" -me
"Was your grandpa a cat? Cause if so that'd be prettttyyyy cool" -Thomas
"If I'm lying I am definitely crying" -Thomas
*Looking at a picture of Van Gogh* "Omg is that Abraham Lincoln?" -Kailey
"In my head, Matcha and Wasabi are the same things" -me
"I've got a lot of issues and I go through a lot of tissues" -Thomas
"Jumping around gangster style with my homies, spray painting white things" -Thomas
"Don't put a weed on my head" -Jesalyn
"My footprints are so basic" -Jesalyn
"My footprints are flat, just like my butt" -Jesalyn
"If you are gonna be a silly goose, go ahead and hop in the pond" -Kailey
"Role it, never fold it" -some dude at the store
"Gideon is definitely the older brother" -Everyone
"*watching Barbie Mermaid Tale* "I bet they make the tail outfits out of dead mermaids' tails." -Ryleigh
"Look into the eyes of my taco" -Jesalyn
"Bar-be-que Track-hoe" -Jesalyn (a little confused about this one because I wasn't there but I guess we will just go with it)
"These are MY birthday pringles" -Haddon
"What is a walkman?" -me
"Wait, Babe Ruth is black?" -me
"Mickey Mouse isn't MY sugar daddy" -Jesalyn
"He won't get his pills!"
"NO POOPING WE DON'T HAVE TIME" -Ms. Jessica
Thomas: Where is the other pillow? Gideon: Your mom's house Everyone: ............ Me: Did Gideon just make a your mom joke?
The Florida trip was truly amazing this year and I made so many memories that I'll never forget (even if I might want to). I could not have asked for a better car or a better group of friends to go with :) .Well, that's all for now folks. Thanks for tuning in and I swear not all of my friends are insane.
Kinley Out!!
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