What's up weirdos? Welcome to Tuesday's Tea!! Today's post is going to be a little short because I have a thing to go to tonight and I need to prepare (I know, I am so popular these days). We are going to be talking about my foster sister Lily's fake wedding. This one wasn't as extreme as Lucy's, but it's still pretty funny so let's get into it!!
Like I have said before, Lily fell in love REALLY quickly. This love's name was Mike (codename again). Lily only saw this dude for about 5 minutes but man was she in love. Next thing I knew she was dressed in a full dress and was in some of Kyndall's high heels on her way to the pool where poor unsuspecting Mike was (as my friend Oscar would say), "chillin" out. Lily didn't do anything else besides just dressing up but the next day while Kaisyn, Lily, and I were on the swings Lily told us that she had gotten married. I asked her who she got married to but she didn't know Mike's name. Here is a little tip for you, don't marry someone without knowing their name, that's just marriage 101 (granted, I don't know much about marriage but I've read enough books and watched enough Disney movies to last me a lifetime). After she told me about this marriage I laughed so hard I fell out of my swing. Not surprisingly, the marriage ended the next day but that day when they were married was the funniest day of my life because I would always ask her who her husband was and she didn't even know his name, 10/10 I highly recommend.
Well that's all for today folks, have a great day and I hope you enjoyed!!!!
Kinley out!
(This post is manged by Quinn Bitner)
Hahahahaha she is a mess