What's up weirdos? It's Kinley here. Today on Wingwoman Wednesday we are going to be talking about a love story and a wedding that all happened pretty recently. Because I don't want to #expose anyone, we are going to be using codenames for the two people involved in this love story. So let's get right on into this!
Once there was a little girl named Lucy and she fell in love with literally any guy she saw and when she did fall for someone she fell HARD (or at least as hard as an 8-year-old can). One day she started crushing on a kid named Jullian. Poor, poor, Jullian, he had no idea what was coming for him. At first, it was a harmless crush, until one day when she announced that they were getting married. Of course, I knew this relationship was destined for failure (considering that Lucy had only seen Jullian one or two times before the wedding was announced) but Lucy was a stubborn gal and wouldn't listen to any of my top-notch advice. The day of the wedding came and Kaisyn helped Lucy get dressed up in an old prom dress and braided flowers into her hair. Soon enough we were ready for the ceremony to start. The only thing was, Lucy, did not think to invite or even tell the groom that they were getting married. We still went on with the ceremony and it was beautiful. If anyone is wondering though, they (or I guess only Lucy ) did adopt a child named Kate and got a divorce soon after. Now, 8-year-old Lucy lives her life as a monster hunter, and Jullian is doing well living his life as a kid that is really good at climbing trees. The end!
Thanks for tuning in to Wingwoman Wednesday and make sure to come back tomorrow for my 3-week anniversary special where we will be doing something exciting probably (oh and it's also my sister Kandyn's birthday tomorrow so make sure to send her lots of birthday wishes!!!). See ya next time folks!
Kinley out!
A Forbidden, one sided love story. A rom-com waiting ti happen