Wingwoman Wednesday: Romeo and Juliet 2.0
- ColdSpaghettio
- Jul 1, 2020
- 1 min read
What's up weirdos? It's Kinley here again. So yesterday I realized that I can't do many Wingwoman Wednesdays without #exposing people so my sister (and all-time BFF for life) Kylan came up with the genius idea of helping my wonderful readers (aka you guys) with their love lives! All you need to do to receive expert love advice is email me at kinley.leach@gmail.com explaining what you need help with and I will give you some great advice. Since I did promise a good wingwoman story though so here it is folks!
I have 2 bunnies. One is named Diana and the other is named Captian Hook (or just Hook for short). They are in love. So in love in fact that one time Hook escaped from his hutch in the back yard and went all the way around my house (somehow not getting eaten by our 4 dogs) to sit outside of Diana's hutch. He did this same thing about 2 more times until we finally moved the hutches next to each other. A few months later though, we moved the hutches apart again and this time Diana escaped from her hutch to sit outside of Hook's. I have given both bunnies tons of advice about long-distance relationships but they just don't seem to think it could work. Thank goodness everyone doesn't think like this though or else we wouldn't have Jam (aka Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly).
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Kinley Out!
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Hook and Diana sure like to give us heart attacks! I think my heart stopped like every time
Your father and I are curious as to how you know enough to give relationship advice? Spill the "T" as the young kids would say. (Did I use the "hip" speak correctly?)